Human pants and pirates 3
This will get you up to date on the story so far: Once there live one human pants and three pirates. There names are: captain booty captain of the pirates, human pant the human pants, bootlick and bootcap the pirate. There was these evil alien dorks that hypnotized human pants and sent him to destroy the pirates home. Then he got de-hypnotize by the captain but they had to stop those alien dorks... The pirates knew they had gone to another planet but they didn't have any space ship. So the to and buy a space ship. The pirtes always wanted to spend there gold. But they had ten planets to search. The panets names are: Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars,Jupiter, Uranus, neptune and pluto. But two of them were dangerous. They are: Jupiter and Venus. Venus has pousinus air and jupiter ha too much gas. The pirates searche all the panets exept earth. If the alien dorks were on Earth, there will be a dark void. Instead of seeig a dark void on earth, every planet had a dark void. Hey captain said the pirates. Every planet in the solar system has a void and if the void grows big enough the planet will get destroyed. Arrgh we have to get rid of those voids. How? Ask human pants. Well in one year the planets year the dark void will grow big enoughand it will destr the planet. I think to destroy these void you have to jump inside them. There will be a ultra evil alien's a whole army of them.But first we need a few supplies. The pirates turned there spaceship around a heaed straight back to the moon. They took everything they needed: Alien destroyer, healing glove, food and limmited drink dispender. First they need to save planet Earth. So the pirates flew into the dark viod. There was not just ultra evil aliens there one the alien dorks. Who dares to enter the void of water. Human pants said attack! The pirates destroyed all of the aliens and it was tough work. Now it was time to verse the boss. Well the pirates maybe needed somthing a bit bigger than just a old normal sword. Instead of a sword, they got a alien destroyer. The alien got destroyed so did the void. One down nine to go! Next they went to Mercury that has the shortest year. Who dares to enter the void of fire. This time it was a bit harder than usaual. It was hard work doging all those fire bolts. It was boss turn to fight. Captain said becarfull. Get hit you are burnt to pieces. Good thing that tye alien destroyer had fire element and ice element so they swich to ice element. They destroyed the void. Next up Venus. Venus has poisinous air, so they put on there oxygen mask on. Hey cool, a free a volcano cannon. Captain shot the cannon a and it shot a burst of lava. Some lava landed on the aliens head. Time to verse the boss. In no time the void was destroyed. Next is Mars, void of wind. Captain, with his lightnind sword he did a lightning speed dash through the aliens and he created a lightning tornado. That was easy said Another weapon it is a light saber. Oh good, a light saber. Now we don't have anymore sword problem said Bootlick. Next up: Jupiter void of lightning. Don't use the lightning sword because that will give the aliens health. Bootcap found a boulder that atracts to your hand with lightning. Captain Booty smashed the boulder that attracts to your hand with lightning. It even destoyed the boss! Saturn, Void of gas. Cool, gassy mask. It will give you resistance to gas. They can take there gas mask off. The aliens tried to stun the pirates with thier gas but it was no use. That was the easest fight they had in a while. The pirates wondered how to get in Uranus because it is so cold. Suddenly the healing glove was flashing and when they went in the void of Uranus void of crystals, it kept them warm and cozy. They found free crystals! There was raining crystals. When the pirates got hit it didn't hurt. Captain booty said the healing glove wekend cause we got hit. Aw man groaned the pirates. We thought we could get hit when ever we want. No way! If it weakens too much it will hurt when we get hit. Look a healing glove a life meter in the healing glove that will tell us when it dies said human pants. Rainig cyrtsals! One of the crystals was different. Its a water crystal said bootlick. I'll take that said ?. Captain said bootcap. one of the aliens has got the water crystal. Arrgh! Lets use the uhhh boulder. Captain used the boulder. It realeased a burst of wind that destroyed the void as well. Next up Neptune Void of wind. Captain found a wind of titan sword. Wellp not to use it. That will give them. after the void was destroyed, it was next the dwarf planet pluto. Who dares to enter the void of ice. The sun looked like a a bright star in Pluto Fire Boom. Boomarang technech said captain Booty. It hit the aliens. Nothing happened and then the aliens Got sliced in pieces as well as the boss. Time to enter the sun...